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About Sara Shantelle Lim

A young entrepreneur running her family business. Her family supplies OEM beauty products and machines to Aesthetic Doctors & Spa Owners.

She also started her own skincare and beauty products range called SaraShantelle SkinCare. BodyCare. HairCare. It is currently sold in SaSa Cosmetics, Zalora.sg, Clariancy Outlets, SuperberryMe, etc. Her Brand Slogan: Secrets of a Stewardess.

She has over 5 years of working experience flying as an air stewardess. She is currently writing The Novel: Exposé! Dirty Little Secrets of an Air Stewardess, which was featured in the Malaysian, Indonesian, China and Singapore newspapers and magazines. A sneak preview of Chapter 1 to 4 of her novel may be read on her website: http://www.SaraShantelle.com/ (PAYPAL) 10% of all online sales is donated to Singapore's Children Society.

A girl who is passionate about cars, travelling, wine and dine, beauty secrets and special events.

The Novel: Exposé! Dirty Little Secrets of an Air Stewardess written by Ex Stewardess Sara Shantelle

Episode 1 – The Myth

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome onboard. I am Alastinelle and I will be looking after you today. Please do not get on my nerves as I am not in a good mood today. I just had a huge argument today and just broke off with my boyfriend. I will not entertain any nonsense from you now and no, I will not change your kid’s diapers.

The pilot has reported bad weather today and he is awfully right about that. My mood has just swung from a bright sunny summer afternoon to a stormy sea wreck in the last half an hour. Please do not be deceived by my thick dazzling make up. Beneath it, I have eye rings worse than a giant panda from South Western China.

Please carry your own over sized luggage and find your own seats. As you can see, I am smaller than you are and I have to fit into this ridiculously tiny uniform. My back is not any stronger than yours and I do not plan to injure myself in any way that the company insurance would not cover. If your bags do not fit into the tight over head compartments, then, you should not have brought your whole closet with you. Your seats are lined in running numbers and alphabetical order. If you do not know where your seats are, you should go straight back to kindergarten pre-school.

Please do not ask me for newspapers or water right now, as you can see I have to put these thick winter jackets into the closets, get some infant seat belts for the seven crying babies, distribute countless of stuffed toys and crayons for the never ending train of boisterous children that just came onboard. Not forgetting to give the portly lady in seat 43A some Aspirin because she is suffering from some head pains and to calm the old wrinkled man seated in 56H due to fear of flying and crashing in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

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